Maura: One study found that when sniffing pumpkin pie and lavender men become sexually aroused.
Maura: (bouncing up and down) Jane, that feels rather significant.
Jane: I think we’ve been going long enough, let’s take a shower.
Maura: (disappointed) Ugh, gosh darn it! I didn’t get an endorphin hit yet!
Insert the first “precise terminology” that comes to mind…
Maura: You’re running this morning. C’mon.
Jane: Uh-uh. You’re too late, I already showered.
Maura: (sniffs Jane) Last night or this morning? (Jane + fork) Nevermind, let’s go.
Jane: No, I can’t. My stomach’s full.
Maura: Jane, you need endorphins from physical activity (whispers) because you’re depressed.
Jane: I’m not depressed! (fake smile) See.